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sketiana:

sketiana:

sketiana:

if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days

if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and piss zeus off enough to kill me or himself

no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best

stephen-colbert:
“this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read
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stephen-colbert:

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

trueloveistreacherous:

Seriously, look at me. I cannot stop smiling. How do people do this with their faces?

himbopoes-deactivated20201220:

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John Boyega bringing up the real concerns.

quaint-fancies:

edens-blog:

i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.

so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.

it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”

and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher

and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said

“call bungalow instead.”

and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing

Being in public school is the best and worst experience

artkat:
“ celticpyro:
“ vividroute:
“ jurvektheblogsmer:
“NooOOO
” ”
HE’S FINE YOU GUYS
(ask @spatialheather she told me so)
”

artkat:

celticpyro:

vividroute:

jurvektheblogsmer:

NooOOO

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HE’S FINE YOU GUYS 

(ask @spatialheather she told me so)

blood-trip-god:

prole-log:

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For those that dont do large numbers that says 6 TRILLION DOLLARS

chrishemswrth:

ANDY SAMBERG ph. by Peter Yang for Men’s Journal (2020)

onlyperioddramas:

It’s possible we may never see each other again. Can you live with that? ‘Cause I don’t know if I can. To not be there to… to see you get married. Walk you down the aisle, or to watch you become a mother… hold my first grandchild.

manywinged:

“i saw this and thought of you” is my favorite love language

befuddledlesbian:

lesbwian:

also fun fact that vietnam war ended in 1975 that was only 44 years ago i don’t care how hard it was for us veterans to kill people. two millions poor people died in that war, thousands of children are still born with tremendous health problems due to the effect of chemical bombings (the orange agent to be specific) i’m tired of hollywood making movies about the vietnam war and focus on how brave white people are for killing n terrorizing us

not to mention there are still around 80 million unexploded bombs in Laos alone which is making farmers afraid to work their land, keeping the country as one as the poorest in the world. 50 000 people have been killed by unexploded bombs in Laos since the end of the war, 75% of whom were children

ed-longshanks:

ed-longshanks:

actually fucking despise sex scenes in movies

just fucking pan away or fade to black dont make a whole movie theater uncomfortable just cause some producer or director needed an excuse to see an actress’s tits

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